drew8383: so my dogs are going crazy
drew8383: and i'm finally like wtf.
drew8383: i look out the window
drew8383: there's 4 horses trotting down the street.
drew8383: i'm like, shit.
drew8383: call my mom.. no answer.
drew8383: so i go outside to see what's up.
drew8383: and my next door neighbor is out there.
drew8383: i'm like, THANK GOD.
drew8383: she yells..
drew8383: i don't have time to round them up! i have to go to work.
drew8383: shit.
drew8383: i go over there.
drew8383: she's like, i'll get a bridle on one..
drew8383: then you just take them back down the street.
drew8383: they'll all follow you.
drew8383: i'm like, uh.
drew8383: what's a bridle?
drew8383: so anyway, she gets this thing.
drew8383: hands me this rope
drew8383: i'm like.. ok. this won't be too hard.
drew8383: so the other horses aren't following.
drew8383: but there's no way i'm going back with this beast.
drew8383: so i keep going.
drew8383: and this thing is all pissed.
drew8383: and he's makin all these pissed noises.
drew8383: finally, the other 3 horses come galloping down the street back toward the house where they're from.
drew8383: so now my horse is even more pissed because i'm keeping him from running with them.
drew8383: so in addition to making lots more really pissed noises..
drew8383: he starts getting all jumpy.
drew8383: and you can tell.. all he wants to do is run.
drew8383: again, fuck.
drew8383: so long story slightly less long..
drew8383: this thing is pullin me and stuff..
drew8383: he definitely almost got away.
drew8383: i yell "ho" and all that horse stuff.
drew8383: really, that stuff doesn't work.
drew8383: and i finally get over there.
drew8383: walk him into this open gate.
drew8383: and the others follow.
drew8383: all ends well. i'm a hero.
drew8383: PUNGO DRAMA.