after driving home from work yesterday, i had to run over to walmart. yea, as if driving home every day through rush hour traffic isn't bad enough, i had to walk through a 24-hour walmart and endure all of the idiots that may be out and about. all to get a simple prescription filled. now. i regretfully have no pictures of the 65 year old "greeter" with the cowboy hat on and all the buttons and pins attached to his shirt and suspenders to present you with. no audio clips of screaming children with apathetic mothers who don't even try to calm them. nor movies of me almost getting hit 2 or 3 times in the parking lot by near-death old ladies who shouldn't be out driving their giant automobiles. nor audio clips of the lady behind the counter who obviously can't read and pronounces the name LANGDON as LOGAN.
i am sorry. i can only present you with the simple fact that i realized on my drive home and while running end-of-the-day errands. i utterly despise 99.9% of society.
i bet new york will be fun this weekend. |